[For those of you who use twitter you will be familiar with the hashtag and how sometimes it almost seems like the punchline to the tweet. I use Ubertwitter from my Blackberry and it saves all of your hashtags so you can refer back to them easier....one night (while nursing obviously) I scrolled through what I had saved and this is what I found...its like a funny twitter-biography of me. ]
#all the drama I can handle #and no I dont live in an igloo #are you sure I’m not pregnant #baby never cries on bus anyways #bahhhhhhhh # been there done that got the t-shirt #being a mom means living in filth #being a student mom is complicated #being one with nature #blog post #boobies #books i am reading #breastfeeding #breast milk #but really I don’t care cause I’m a mom #but you give me hope #call me crazy #cant believe I said that out loud #can you say addicted? #can you tell I’m bored #cheers to teething #cheers to that #chicken shit #clueless #coma sleep #commuting sucks #crib was such a waste of money #damn you twitter #don’t even know how it ended #don’t hate #don’t judge me #don’t know where I found this guy #don’t know why I care what people think #don’t spend it all in one place #dont you love it when #easier said than done #eating habits #eBay #fail #ftw #gaaaaaaaa #grammatically challenged #guess who is being held responsible #hardcore #hate people #healthy child #he thinks he can fix anything #holy hormones #huge mom fail #i am not pro #i cant find the words to say what i feel #i cant seem to find the time #i dont believe him #i dont want to jinx it #i hate mornings #i just have so much crap #i know im a loser dont remind me #i have no time 2 catch up #i love cosleeping anyways #im all cracked out from twitter #im a pro #im getting a pregnancy test anyways #im kind of evil in a weird mom way #im like a fish out of water #im not going to lie #im not trying to make you jealous #im pretty sure he thinks im a loser #im such a procrastinator #i must be on an ant hill #in my own head #iPhone #i should check more often #i speak from experience #is that weird #is this what school will be like? #i think its time to do laundry #i think weird things #its a bad thing #i wish i could tweet sound waves #i wish i had my own reality show # i wont listen to his crying #jokes on me #joy #jumping over fences #just sayin #kicking myself in the morning #kinda tired #late night cravings #let me live in filth #lets hope it was the soy milk #life saver #made me so mad #man im such a loser! #maybe she smells milk #men are always crank bags #men are weird #miss them #mommy time #moms going insane #more mad #Motherhood #my workout for the year #natural birthing #nerd #never judge a book by it cover #no mommy fails tonight # non vaccinating #not going to lie #not impressed #no trust for tech #now i got to brush my teeth #now that my baby can crawl #nursing #oh shit what did i get myself into #oh the joys #oh well #oh yea thats right time #oh yea thats right i met him at the bar #only in Canada #or just jealous I have friends #paint all over #pass out #play date #pmsing #ppd #pretend we didn’t notice #random hashtag #random thought #real life jeopardy #report all as spam #retro #scoreeeee #screaming and crying #shoot me now #shrug me off #shut up #single mom #sleep #sniff the cap and i’m wasted #snoring #so frustrating #some people make me wonder #so much for together time #so who gives a fuck #spaz #stink eye while im nursing #stop growing up so fast #stress out #strike #stuff my face with jalapeno and cheddar Doritos #such a violent nursing baby #teething sucks #thank god for chocolate #that sounded weird out loud #that was stress #the life of a mother # then i have heard it all #there’s always tomorrow #the things you remember while laying in bed #this doesn’t happen often #this is not good for my sanity #this is the life #Tim Hortons #tmi #too lazy to Google #toss up #touch wood #TTC #tweet deprived #tweeting from toilet #tweet life #twitter creeper #twitter drama #twitter freakout #twitter hugs #twitter mama #wanting to put every toy together #we are all in the same boat #wear their babies #wet ass #what am i eating for dinner #what it is to be a mom #what were they thinking #when i have time #while eating dinner #who needs sleep anyways #why am i so addicted #why didnt i do this months ago#wtf #yawn #yay for Google #yay for soggy cereal #yes im a nerd i wont deny it #you aren’t alone #you know what i mean #yum yum
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